Epic Quotes from the Chatbox

[altomarelatios]

Sept 16, 2009 7:33:14 GMT altomarelatios said:

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Originally from Ulquiorra's (Archer's) idea of "Epic storyz of FP and the important peoples."

I thought we could expand this into epic quotes on the Chatbox as a general. In fact, don't restrict it to epic, it can be funny, etc.

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(parts in [ ] are not actually parts of the epic story)

Lord Ban:

Part 1

(Yes FZ IS GONE! NOW I CAN BAN WHOEVER I LIKE! xD)
*Goes flying around smashing my BanHammer into people*
*SMASH SMASH SMASH!*
People: "Ahhhh, run away, the BanHammer has taken over Lord Ban!!!!"
Lord Ban: "RARRRRRGGHHHHH...run....away....people...i can't...control...it...GRARGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!"
People: "Our man of justice has been taken over! NOOOO! RUN!!!!"
Lord Ban (possessed): "I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE BANHAMMER! FEAR ME!!!!"
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WILL KILL YOU ALL!"
*SMASH SMASH SMASH!*
Police: "EVERYONE, REMAIN CALM... actually RUN!!!!!!"
Police: "CALL THE ARMY SOMEONE!!!!"
*Lord Ban flies around smashing people"
*after many deaths...*
Soldier inside tank: "FIRE!!!!"
Lord Ban: HAHAHA YOU THINK ROCKETS HURT ME?
MY BANHAMMER MAKES ME INVINCIBLE!
ONLY THE MIGHTY FALZAR CAN DEFEAT ME!!!!! AND HE IS DEAD!!!!! MWAHAHAHAH!!!!!
I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!
*smashes a tank*
*big explosion*
Army Guy: *BACK AWAY* WE HAVE NUCLEAR ARSENAL
Army Guy: We will use them if necessary!
*Lord Ban smashes tank including guy inside*
Lord Ban: "SHUT UP YOU FOOL!"
"NO ONE STOPS ME"
"FALZAR IS DEAD! THE WORLD HAS NO HOPE!"
~FRoSt~: There is always hope!
*Lord Ban smashed ~FRoSt~ - he dies*
HAHAHAHA
THERE ISSSSS NO HOPE FOOL!
*LordZxil appears*
LordZxil: "Halt this. Relinquish your control of him, BanHammer"
Lord Ban: RARGGGGHHHHH...ARGGHHHHH... *faints*
*LordZxil walks slowly away, amidst the smoke and destruction*
*many people died... however this mysterious man, LordZxil, has saved the world.*
*for some reason ~FRoSt~'s body is not found.

Part 2:

RARRRGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGG!!!!!! THINK YOU HAVE DEFEATED ME? LORDZXIL?
NOOOO!!!!! I AM INVICIBLE!!! YOU MAY HAVE SAVED THIS WORLD FROM DESTRUCTION ONCE!!! BUT NOT FOREVER, LORDZXIL!!!
no....everyone...run away!... the BanHammer is out...of...controll...save yourselves...
RARGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! HAHAHAHA, PATHETIC FOOL, YOU CANNOT CONTAIN MY POWER! I ACT BY MY OWN FREE WILL, FOOL!
I SHALL NOT BE DEFEATING AGAIN! I, THE SPIRIT OF THE BANHAMMER, AM IMMORTAL!!!!
*DEFEATED
people: ahhhhhh!!!!! *flees in terror* He's back!!!! Lord Ban has been taken over by the banhammer again!!!!
*people get out of cars and start run away as fast as they can while Lord Ban is smashing cars*

DiskChan: I know of a way to fight Lord Ban... You simply stick him in a cute dress. x3

*at the CIA operations base* Guy: Oh no, not again... Men, we have a situation at hand, Lord Ban has been taken over by the myserious artifact known as 'the BanHammer'. Send all troops out! I want Battle Copter, Tanks, I want every soldier out there shooting him down. *mutters to self* "Oh no, this world ain't going down without a fight"
*after many smashes... tanks, choppers arrive*
HAHAHAHA YOU THINK THOSE 'TOYS' CAN DEFEAT ME? I WILL CRUSH THEM WITH THE POWER I CONTROL!!!
Army guy: FIRE!!!! *tanks and copters all open fire on Lord Ban, a cloud of smoke cover the dead Lord Ban*
woman amongst crowd: THE WORLD HAS BEEN SAVED!!!
*SMASH! woman is dead*
mysterious voice: "SAVED? WHAT RUBBISH? NEVER! I AM INVICIBLE!!!!!"
*clouds part and Lord Ban is revealed not dead, but untouched*
THERE ISSSSS NO HOPE FOR YOU HUMANS!!! ONLY I SHALL RULE!!!!
*~FRoSt~ appear*
people: It's an aeroplane, it's a flying jeelyfish, what? NO IT'S A PB & J sandwich!
~FRoSt~: WTF? It's me, ~FRoSt~
*Frost holds up a giant sword and begins to glow*
Lord Ban: YOU AGAIN? I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU LAST TIME!
Frost: ARGGGGHHHHHHHH *Frost is engulf by the glow*
*the glow resides*
Frost: Brother, it has been long since you have betayed the 'Ban Arsenal, why have you come to terrorise the public?
People: Who are you? (to Frost)
Frost: I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE BANEXCALIBUR, DO NOT FEAR I SHALL PROTeCT THIS EARTH!
Lord Ban: HAHA, SO IT IS YOU, BROTHER!, YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN WEAKER THAN I, NOW YOU TRY STOP ME? A JOKE THIS IS!!!!
Frost: It is true i have been weaker than you, however... Our brothers and sisters have come to my aid!!!!

[DiskChan: This is soooooo corny.... In a bad... You know none funny way... >x>;;;]

DiskChan: *pokes Lord Ban with a hot dog* <x<

*LordBan to a girl in the crowd wearing a cosplay costume: YOU WISH TO DIE, GIRL?*
*Girl continues to insult Lord Ban, she gets smashed by Ban Hammer and dies*

[DiskChan: Yeah... You know what. I think I'm gonna go. Some one just spoiled my mood.]

DiskChan: -.-

*five other familiar faces appear behind Frost: LordZxil, Freepoints, Falzar FZ (Beasted out), ADDER and Mso5exy, each of them have a glow*
LordZxil is possessed by the BanScythe, Freepoints by the BanShuriken, Falzar by the BanMasamune, ADDER by the Banshield and Mso5exy by the BanWand.
LordZxil: I always knew you would turn evil, brother. I regret not killing you earlier. But I will do so NOW!
Frost: BanHammer, you can defeat one of us, but not all OF US!!! WE WILL DEFEAT YOU!
LordBan: HAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHA. YOU SURELY DO NOT THINK I REMAIN THAT WEAK UNTIL NOW? I HAVE BECOME STRONGER NOW! MUCH STRONGER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *suspense*
*to be continued*

Note: The heroes and LordBan are all possessed by their respective BanWeapons.
*Lord Ban, still possessed by the banhammer smashes the banhammer at the air, Frost and the other are knock back by the force wave*
Lord Ban: FEEL MY POWER, FOOLS! I AM NOT AS WEAK AS I WAS BACK THEN
Frost: you may have power... BUT POWER ISN'T EVERYTHING! WE HAVE THE BONDS OF OUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS! THAT IS STRONGER THAN ANY POWER YOU HAVE!
Lord Ban: Friends, family? What is this nonsense? I WILL SHOW YOU HOW WEAK THOSE BONDS ARE!!!! EVEN WEAKER THAN DISPERSION FORCES!
Frost: No, I have the support of my friends, you have nothing brother! Even since you left us, you lost everything!
Lord Ban: no... I will have EVERYTHING!!!! I WILL RULE THIS EARTH! *continues smashing tanks, copters, people, etc*
*The six Heros (i will call them) fly towards Lord Ban and attempt to stop him.*
*Lord Ban swishes his banhammer again they they are all blown back*
M5: You weren't like this before BanHammer. You were one of us. You protected us. I remember the time when you risked your life to save mine...
Lord Ban: THOSE ARE OLD MEMORIES! I HAVE FOUND A NEW SOURCE OF POWER! Much, much stronger than 'family and friends'.
ADDER: Activating Defence mechanism.
Lord Ban: HAHAHA, brother, you think you can stop my new-found power???
ADDER: Quote "By the power of family and friends I will slay you"
Freepoints: Justice shall be done, brother.
Lord Ban: THERE IS NO JUSTICE! I LEARNT THAT WHEN I WAS CAPTURED BY THE DARK BROTHERHOOD! THERE I LEARNT THAT FRIENDS AND FAMILY DOESNT MEAN A THING!
Undead: LordBan! Give up this foolishness of yours! Good will always prevail!
In a different DImenison:

*Diskchan, Goddess of the Almighty watches the fight through her crystal Mirror. She is in her Dimensional Palace eating 'popcorn'*

Advisor: Disk-sama, shall I send the Divine army to stop this?
Diskchan: No, not yet... I must see the power of the BanArsenal for myself.
Back to the battle:
Freepoints: Take this Undead, become part of the BanArsenal!
*Freepoints chucks Undead the BanKatana*
*Undead becomes possessed by the BanKatana*
Lord Ban: I WAITED ALL THOSE YEARS FOR YOU TO SAVE ME! YOU DIDN'T COME, 'BROTHER'.
Frost: Brother, we desperately tried. We almost died trying to save you and I would've risked my life to save you! But I knew that it would be suicide with no gain fighting the Dark Brotherhood!
Lord Ban: NONSENSE, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FOOL ME WITH THIS RUBBISH!
*Diskchan steps through her Crystal Mirror and appears in the battle scene as a harmless squirrel sitting in a tree*
LordZxil: Well, if words aren't going to word. I believe we will simply have to beat you down and destroy you.
Undead:I don't want to fight LordBan but I got no other choice. Ready guys?
Freepoints: As always.
Undead: Good.
LordZxil, holding the BanScythe, rushes up at LordBan.
*The shockwaves of the BanScythe and the BanHammer and destroying the scenery around*
*Undead dashes towards Lord Ban and goes in for a slash*
*LordBan is parring against LordZxil and Undead, Adder is creating barriers protecting the public, M5 is healing the wounded*
*All of a sudden Undead appears behind LordBan and strikes his back*
*Lord Ban doesn't seem affected and smashes his banhammer into Undead sending him flying*
LordBan: I HAVE TOLD YOU! I AM INVICIBLE!

*Disk Chan lands on Lord Ban's head and sits there* -3-

*Undead blocks LordBan's attack at the last second to reduce the impact.*
Undead: No one is invincible! No matter what they say!
*LordBan raises the Ban Hammer and smashes it against the ground creating a huge shockwave*
*Frost is charging his BanExcalibur for a finisher move.*

*Diskchan sits on Lord Ban's head* -3-

*LordBan uses the powers of the BanHammer to send an army of demons into the vicinity.*
*Undead starts waving the BanKatana around - the Katana is being fused with the element of fire*
*Lord Ban grabs the squirrel with his free hand and attempts to crush it*
*Dischan (still a squirrel) teleports into a tree*
*Freepoints is flying around killing the Demons.*
Undead: I think it's time to get serious!
*Undead jumps up and swings the BanKatana towards LordBan and a fire comes out in the form of a dragon. Undead follows the dragon.*
Lord Ban: It was serious even since we STARTED... ALL THE WAY BACK FROM WHEN YOU DESERTED ME!
Frost: It's no use, he won't listen (Still charging the excalibur)
*Wings appear from LordBan's back and horns come out from his head, a tail appears and his eyes turn red (the ban hammer is changing his form)*
*The fire dargon continues to go after LordBan trying to get in a hit*
*LordBan's voice is changed to a deep rough growling one*
Lord Ban: I will show you what power i gained by discarding those useless bonds
*The dragon has no effect. Lord Ban grabs it and quenches its life*
*Lord Ban then smashes the BanHammer into the ground, producing a shockwave that sends the Heros into a different universe where time and space are unknown.*
*A voice is heard in the Hero's heads: Find....Kotetsu...Forger of the ....Ban Arsenal...*

*Diskchan assumes her fantastic goddess form armed with an unknown arsenal of weapons and tools as well as magic at her disposal. She summons Bahamut andhops on its back and rides it back to her palace.*

Epic Story Pt 4

*The Heroes wake up*
Freepoints: Hey guys, where are we? What happened?
LordZxil: Hmm... the last thing I remember was LordBan creating a shockwave... Looks like we've been teleported guys.
*They are lying in a dark cavern*
Frost: Hey everyone, let's check get out of here
*They walk out of the cave and find out they are in a completely different universe.They see a huge hill of grass a mountains far away. There is a Great palace very far away.Nearby there is a single hut.*
*The heroes knock on the door*
Voice in the hut: NO JAKE, YOU'RE NOT COMING IN!YOU'RE NOT TAKING MY SON!
LordZxil: Hello?
Voice: Who's this?
*btw the heroes are not possessed by their weapons anymore*
LordZxil: This is LordZxil. My group of friends and I are a bit lost, care to help us find our way?
*a plump woman opens the door, she is surprised to see the heroes are carrying weapons*
LordZxil (obv the leader): You have my word you will not be harmed.
Woman: Very well, come in.
LordZxil: Thank you.
*Inside the hut there is a fireplace and things appear to be very primitive, wood, no electicity, fire lamps, no lights*
*The heroes enter and LordZxil explains the situation.*
*The woman is good hearted and she sees that they do not appear to be lying*
*The woman introduces herself as Truliqa*
Truliqa: Very interesting. hmmm... you come from another world?
M5: Yes, I guess we do. Could you tell us where we are right now?
Truliqa: Well, we called this world Atria, after our God.
Frost: So we are in another world...
LordZxil: Do you know where we could seek help?
Truliqa: Well, you don't see many magic users often, but I do know of a very famous one called Rodihn in the Palace of our Goddess, Disk-sama.
LordZxil: we wish to trouble you no longer, we will leave for the palace.
Truliqa: please, the sun is almost down. It is difficult to see in the dark.
LordZxil: There is barely any room for you and your son, Madam. We cannot disturb you and your son.
Truliqa: If you wish, you and your friends may sleep outside in the paddock. I apologise for not having a bed.
LordZxil: It is fine, Thank you very much.
Truliqa: Speaking of which, our son and I do not have visitors often, would you like to dine with us tonight? It would be a pleasure.
LZ: Would that be troublesome?
Truliqa: Not at all, but it would help greatly if you could help us with some firewood and catching some meat. Haha!
LZ: That should not be a problem. Thank you for your hospitality.
*After gathering supplies Truliqa cooks a meal with M5 and Dytra (Truliqa's son) helping.*
*The Heroes and their hosts enjoy the meal and speak of their lives and compare the differences, there is laughter and happiness*
*After that, the heroes rest and talk amongst themselves. Such as if they will ever return to their world.*
*They rest.
*The next morning they wake up and enjoy porridge as breakfast.They say their farewells to their hosts.*
Truliqa: May I ask you for a request? I know it is very stupid of me to do so, but last night Dytra told me how much he wished to go on an adventure with you people. He said he could also show you the way to the palace. I know it is a huge burden on you protecting him. I would not allow him to go, but it has always been his dream and our home is very mundane. Would you take him?
LordZxil: It indeed would be a burden, but if he has such a heart, I will teach him to fight and to defend himself. If he truly wishes to join us, I have no objections. But Truliqa, he may not ever see you again, you understand?
Truliqa: I do. Goodbye Dytra.
Dytra: Goodbye mother. When we're done I promise I'll come back to you and share with you the stories of our travels.
*Tears are shed, but the Heroes say they must go.*
Freepoints: We forgot something! Truliqa, do you know of anyone called 'Kotetsu, Forger of the BanArsenal'?
Truliqa: Why yes I do, the master forger, but he is dead. He died not too long ago, in fact.
LordZxil: Oh dear... very well, we shall think of something. Thank you for everything Truliqa.
*The heroes and Dytra wave goodbye. Truliqa sheds tears for her son is leaving, but also is happy as her son gets to live his dream. She can only hope he returns to her before she passes away.*
To be continued...

*the Heroes are walking through hills on their way to the Castle*
Freepoints: So Dytra, bout how long will it take us to get to the castle?
Dytra: Shouldn't take more than half day at the pace we're at now. But I think we should rest soon.
LZ: Yes. We shall go hunting for our lunch soon. Dytra, can you hunt?
Dytra: Yes Zxil. I am trained with a bow and arrow.
LZ: hmm, you have them here?
Dytra: Yes, and I have supplies of food too for our journey.
Frost: You are well prepared!
*And so the heroes converse as they make their way towards the city*
*They heroes take a rest, hunt and have lunch*
Dytra: We have arrived!
*The city is well built but still of 'primitive' materials such as wood. There are skyscrapers made of wood as well as little huts*
*The heroes go to an inn for dinner. The food served is unlike Earth food, but still fabulous*
*The heroes rent rooms at the inn and rest for the night*
*LZ wakes everyone up*
LZ: We head to the palace we must find the Magician and see... if we can find a blacksmith...
Man at the Inn (talking to friends): Did you hear that guys (pointing to a newspaper)? The princess has gone missing!
Frost: Oh dear... we head to the palace, find out what happened.
*LordZxil is mumbling under his breath*
*The heroes head immediately to the palace. However there are guards at the gate*
Freepoints: How do we get in? There are guards. I doubt they will let us in!
LZ: I'll get us in.
*LordZxil puts on a mask - the mask of the Grim (he is already wearing his black cloak)*
*LZ stares at the guards. They stare back, then nod and open then gates.*
Dytra: How'd you do that?
LZ: Mmmm... secret...
*The heroes head in and LZ speaks to the royal advisor*
LZ: Where is the princess?
Royal Advisor: And who might you be? How did you storm in here? GUARDS!
LZ: You know... I have more authority than you here.
*LordZxil leads forward and is almost at nose-to-nose with the Royal Advisor*
LZ: I am the man with the ghost of a past.
Royal Advisor: Get him out of here.
*The guards do not listen*
*LZ smiles*
LZ (talking to a guard): Vreeva, who this this fool (indicating the Royal Advisor) that lets the Princess go missing?
Vreeva (the guard): Sir, he is the new Royal Advisor. The princess' whereabouts are unknown she simply 'warped'... or something warped her...
*The other heroes and dytra are stunned by LZ's reputation*
*LZ mutters a word: Xealehad...*
LZ: We leave, we find the Princess.
*The heroes follow LZ*
Freepoints (whispering): Yo, LZ, someone's following us.
LZ: Show yourself.
*A girl appears dressed in an assasin's robe*
Freepoints: -_-" Double-Eww-Tee-Eff? How'd you get into this stor- I mean epic journey thing?
Frost: You know her? How?
FP: I haave no idea... she was on Earth last time I saw her... Soooo BunBun, how'd you get here?
BunBun: Evil plans...
FP: ohhhh....kay... anyways what are you doing dressed ridiculously like that? (Note: I (FP) am dressed in my usually T-shirt, Jeans, Converse, Brown-Jacket). And you gonna side with us or not? FRee cookies! *waves cookies around (Always has them with him)
BunBun: Wtheck?
*FP: Secret to win a girl - cookies (works everytime! ...or not...)*
*voice bellows out from the sky: FREEPOINTS QUIT THIS POINTLESS TALK AND GET ON WITH THE ADVENTURE, YOU NOOB!*
FP: -_-" ...right away sir...
*anyways BunBun joins - which perhaps is a bad thing cos now FP's ISFJ nature dictates he must protect her with his life - a burden ><)*
LZ: *Watching FP chatting with BunBun* ...I agree with the voice...
FP: FINE! Hey...wait a sec, LZ how you know the Vreeva guy? How you get that respect like ppl know you?
LZ: I have been here before... I am not as old as I say I am, I have lived much longer than 21 years... perhaps a millenia... I was the Royal Advisor of the Princess for many years...

*to be continued!*

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[altomarelatios]

< reserved post, in case the story becomes really long >
< for this thread, anyone can have multiple posts as long as they are long >

[Admin]

This story is improvised, so yes, there are mistakes, etc.
Anyways though it's improvised, here are a few spoilers:

SPOILER: Click to show

BunBun will play a part.
ArkAngel will play a part.
Those who happen to be online can interact with the story! HOW GOOD IS THAT?
You can be one of the BanArsenal Wielders, or a civilian, OR A VILLAIN!

Note: some of the quotes have been changed by me so it actually looks like a story (third person) and I have also corrected spelling errors.

[altomarelatios]

Freepoints:

Mother: *sigh* How many times do I have to tell you to clean your room?
Son: errrrr... like a million? SO WHAT???
Mother: Now that's exaggerating a bit toooo much son, Mor like a hundred.
Son: Errrr, you're s'posed to exaggerate, n00b.
Mother: Huh? Did y'all just call me a noob? I whoop y'all ass at DOTA and you call me a n00b?
son: DOTA isn't life mom! There are more important things than video games!
Mother: Ohhhhh! That's just cause you a noob! Little baby can't handle my DOTA skillz?
Son: No! DOTA's not life, mom!
Mother: Oh yes it is little boy! If it weren't for your father's DOTA skillz, I woulda never married him and had you! You're lucky you're father also looked like [DOTA hero's name here]
Son: Mom, Dad sucks at DOTA. He got beaten by all the newbsssss at school, dude

[FalzarFZ: "The first version of Defense of the Ancients was released in 2003" must be really young parents xD]

Father (dress up in Dota hero costume): DUNDUNDUN DUN!!!!! [DOTA hero's name her]MAN IS HERE!!!!!
Son: Dad... you suck. That Polish guy at school could beat you! The KOREANS could beat you! That's just shameful Dad... EVen I can't beat you and I haven't touched a hero's ass ever
*Mother starts acting like a DOTA heroine and hugs the father*
son: What the f*? Stop being so immature. Dude! DOTA has taken ovvvvvver your livvvves!
Mother and Father: DOTA ISSSSS MY LIFE!
[[End xDxD]]
Title: Future Generations.



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Freepoints:

Once upon a bloody time, there was a frog. The frog was actually a transformed by an evil witch! All the frog needed to do was to get one kiss from the unknown true love.
One day, the frog was sitting on a lilypad when a princess decided to kiss him, just because she was dared to. The Frog Transformed! The Frog showed its true from!
An old woman appeared where the frog was and said to the princess: "I LOVE YOU SOO MUCH! KISS ME AGAIN!"
End xDxD

Note: Substitoad is a fine, Half Angel-Half Demon Toad-Frog. Substitoad is cool. The frog is the story IS NOT Substitod ^^

[ FalzarFZ: So it's Dupe Frog? xD ]

EDIT by FP: No! It's not Dupe Frog! Dupe Frog is the brave selfless friend who says "Don't hurt my friends!" ... (or maybe's he's just so stupid and runs into the attacks)... xD

EDIT: FZ: umm.... must have been 'Frog the Jam' then.



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Freepoints: kk So Moses, Jesus and another guy were out playing golf.
Moses takes the first shot, the golf ball encounters a pool of water, which just parts when the golf ball reaches it alllowing it to pass across safely (not in hole yet)
Jesus takes his turn, It encounters the same pool, the ball simply rolls over the pool. Hovering slightly over the water.
The third guy's turn, The hits the ball. The ball hits a wall and ricochets to the road where it gets hit by a car and sent flying into the air. An eagle just happens to catch the ball and takes it to its nest where it drops down a dog catches it mid air and runs to the golf hole where it bows down before placing it in the hole - It's a Hole in One!
Moses then says to Jesus: Damn! I hate playing with your dad!


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Archer89: One day, a home loving man, a money loving man and a man with nothing except his 2 friends survived a plane crash.They found a magic lamp on the place they crashed at.So they joked bout a genie coming out from the lamp and started rubbing the lamp.Suddenly, a genie really comes out.The genie gives each of them a wish.The first man, the home loving one, misses his home.Cause of that, he wishes to be home.The genie granted that wish and the man is home.The second mand, the money loving one, wants to go back and live off his wealth until he dies.The genie grants that wish and he is back to live off his wealth.The third man, the one wihtout anything except his two friends said 'I have no home nor do I have any money.I just feel lonley....I want some company.'Cause of that, he wished for both of his friends to come back and the genie granted it.Then, the first man and the second man came back and the genie went away. xXTHE ENDXx
Archer89: Moral of the story : Don't get a friend who has nothign but you or you'll be in a pinch cause of him one day.