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Post by shadowgregarzx on Jan 8, 2009 4:33:09 GMT
I have computer insurance. No problem.
Your computer b-slpas you, the keyboard sends ASCII art flying and attacking you, the mouse summons an army of mice, the hardware is blowing fire at you, the printer is giving you paper cuts(alot), the power cords poke you (alot), the cable lands on you, the wall plug shoots elec bolts at you, and your stunned for 500 centuries.
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Post by michael472 on Jan 9, 2009 22:27:29 GMT
(wtf with the Comp. Insurance?)
it doesn't matter, I don't exist, so after 50,000 years I come back.
I leak hydrogen and oxygen into a room you cannot escape from. I am not in the room.
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Post by shadowgregarzx on Jan 10, 2009 23:03:59 GMT
I plug it
I cover you with oil and a match touches the oil. The math is lit and the match is huge.
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Post by michael472 on Jan 11, 2009 1:18:59 GMT
I jump into a pool of water, where to oil seperates from the water.
I somehow create a keylogger that can bypass ANY antivirus, and leak it into the forums, and take control of the internet. I ban you from being able to do ANYTHING online.
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Post by shadowgregarzx on Jan 11, 2009 2:28:50 GMT
I ask my dog to speak human and have his slime-o abilites explode the keylogger, thus, I can do stuff online then.\
My dog sank his teeth into your arm
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Post by michael472 on Jan 11, 2009 2:31:35 GMT
I kill him and take him into the vet to test for rabies.
you are hanging WITH NO ONE AT ALL AROUND TO HELP YOU by you leg, with NO TOOLS TO HELP YOU, by a rope. You have metal chains on your arms, with heavy metal balls at the end.
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Post by shadowgregarzx on Jan 11, 2009 2:48:33 GMT
I lift the heavy metal balls(painful strength) until the rope can't take the strain and breaks off. Then I just swing the metal ablls around and launch myself to the moon. I launch myself back to earth and just as the metal balls make contact with the ground, I jump on the balls and jump off, breaking apart the chain and metal ball. Then I pay someone 1 cent to unlock/tie the chains and turn the chains into weapons.
I am kicking you
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Post by michael472 on Jan 11, 2009 2:53:10 GMT
I grab your foot, swing you around, and launch you, and you fly 50 feet til you hit a tree.
Scenario: You tried to kick me, but I grabbed your foot, swung you around, and launched you, and you flew 50 feet til you hit a tree, and got KO'd. Then I tied you to a rocked, and launched you into the sun, though you had a crash landing on mercury.
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Post by shadowgregarzx on Jan 11, 2009 3:00:55 GMT
I jump back to earth kicking you
I am punching you
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Post by michael472 on Jan 11, 2009 3:05:47 GMT
I grab your hand, and rip your arm off. I then beat you up with it.
You turn to stone and are dropped into the water.
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Post by shadowgregarzx on Jan 11, 2009 3:08:35 GMT
Rayquaza(sp?) cranks dat Sooulja Boy and revives me
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Post by michael472 on Jan 11, 2009 14:38:56 GMT
then nothing happens
you are in a car, flying through the sky, but...wait...THERES A METEOR STALKING YOU!
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Post by iFlyyyy on Jan 11, 2009 14:41:20 GMT
xD I summon Tsunade from "Naruto," and she uses her superhuman strength to punch it to smithereens.
I... STEAL ALL OF YOUR ADOPTABLES! *GASP*
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Post by michael472 on Jan 11, 2009 14:56:07 GMT
I...know your password so I steal them back  suddenly, you find yourself in a cheesy marshmallow-flavored chocolate castle, on pluto. Somehow, it starts to melt. |
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Post by shadowgregarzx on Jan 11, 2009 18:39:58 GMT
It dosen't since there's literally no heat there. I eat it, go back to earth, lose/gain a few pounds, and spit the stuff at you.
I steal...your pride!!
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