Corrupt a Wish

[jampot]

lol good way to grant the wish lol

Wish granted, but in soviet russia universe rules you (ive been on uncylopedia too much)

i wish my PC had a better CPU

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[Phoenix Wright]

Granted, but it breaks after you have it for 24 hour

I wish I had faster internet

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[jampot]

wish granted but your faster internet downloads millions of viruses

i wish i had some pepsi

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[altomarelatios]

granted, but it is flat and tastes bitter

I wish pokemon platnum came out today

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[jampot]

wish granted but every pokemon you encounter is a missingno and breaks your game

i wish for a bacon buttie

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[Phoenix Wright]

I dont know what that is, but if its a food, its poisond

I wish i knew what a bacon buttie was

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[jampot]

wish granted but the awesomeness of it is too much for you to comprehend

i wish i had a laptop.

P.S Bacon Buttie = Bacon Sandwhich

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[Phoenix Wright]

Granted, but when you open it, you brek off the top.

I wish I had pokemon D/P

P.S thx

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[jampot]

wish half granted, you get an M3 with both games on.

I wish i could find my micro sd card reader

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[Phoenix Wright]

Granted, but the sensors are broken and it wont read anything

I wish i had an R4

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[jampot]

Wish granted but you have no memory card

i wish i could transform into animals at will
P.S why m3 real better than R4 cos R4 is just M3 Simply

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[Phoenix Wright]

Granted, but they will attack you

I wish that I had something to eat. I'm hungry

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[jampot]

granted but the food makes you fat and gives you 7 days to live

i wish there where hitman reborn! games in english

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[Phoenix Wright]

Granted, but none of them will work

I wish that I could type faster

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[jampot]

Wish granted but typing fast breaks your fingers

i wish for a new interesting book

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