... I can't relate to Aslla Piscu or Carly...
EDIT: Aslla Piscu's effect is pure HAX,
Interdimensional Matter Transporter, Dimensionhole, Icarus Attack, Swallow's Nest, Future Visions.
any of them are now = Raigeki + burn
or I can let it die by battle (somehow) or by an effect, it still works... even tributing Aslla Piscu works.
I'm basically the opposite of Carly:
I'm not stupid/clumsy/etc.
I'm not a wannabe journalist
I'm not female
etc.....
EDIT2: list on page 1 re-ordered and revamped.
In order of the rainbow now ^_^
and links.
EBI Uru (Spider) - CodeBreaker
EBI Aslla Piscu (Hummingbird) - Falzar FZ
EBI Cusillu (Monkey) - ~Phoenix Death~
EBI Ccarayhua (Lizard) - Skariz
EBI Ccapac Apu (Giant) - Freepoints
EBI Chacu Challhua (Whale) - Neku
EBI Wiraqocha Rasca (Condor) - Dzee==============================================
All EBI's have this effect:
There can only be 1 face-up "Earthbound Immortal" monster on the field. If there is no face-up Field Spell Card on the field, destroy this card. Your opponent cannot select this card as an attack target. This card can attack your opponent directly.
followed by:
Uru - Once per turn, you can Tribute 1 other monster you control to gain control of 1 face-up monster your opponent controls until the End Phase.
Aslla Piscu - When this card is removed from the field, except by its own effect, destroy all face-up monsters your opponent controls, and inflict 800 damage to your opponent for each monster destroyed.
Cusillu - If this face-up card you control would be destroyed by battle, you can Tribute 1 other monster you control instead, and halve your opponent's Life Points.
Ccarayhua - This card can attack your opponent directly. When this card is destroyed and sent to the Graveyard, except by its own effect, destroy all cards on the field.
Ccapac Apu - If this card destroys an opponent's monster by battle, inflict damage to your opponent equal to the destroyed monster's ATK.
Chacu Challhua - While this card is in face-up Defense Position, your opponent cannot conduct their Battle Phase. Once per turn, you can inflict damage to your opponent equal to half the DEF of this card. This card cannot attack the turn this effect is used.
Wiraqocha Rasca - When this card is Normal Summoned, you can return up to 3 other cards you control to the Deck, then your opponent randomly discards cards from their hand equal to the amount of cards you returned, and this card gains 1000 ATK for each card discarded by your opponent.
Discuss.
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In order of usefullness, imo:
Aslla Piscu - Broken effect, you either attack directly and win, or if the opponent stops it, their monsters die and they get hurt so you almost win. Either way, win.
Chacu Challhua - Nice lockdown + burn. Note that your other monsters can still attack.
Ccarayhua - Effect is pretty good, but it's just a Black Rose Dragon when it dies, nothing too special.
Uru - Nice to have a continuous Brain Control, but not needed when you can attack directly.
Ccapac Apu - I'd prefer to attack directly so this effect is useless, it does work when you actually want to destroy their monsters instead for some reason.
Cusillu - "Your opponent cannot select this card as an attack target" therefore it is very hard for it to actually use his effect.
Wiraqocha Rasca - You return from your field to deck, to return opponent's hand to deck = no advantage.
If it had the anime effect it would pwn (This card is unaffected by the effects of your opponent's Spell and Trap Cards. Once per turn, by skipping the Battle Phase, reduce your opponent's Life Points to 1.) That's right, you can kill the opponent by battle in 2 turns.